hughxjackman:

Logan as a ‘professor’

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(via luchalita)

"Fucking white people"

every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

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